Inverted Crosses II, by Inverted Crosses

Inverted Crosses II

by Inverted Crosses

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1.	Inverted Crosses 02:43	lyrics	buy track
He is evil And he is good to us And we’ll spread his love When he makes us famous Inverted Crosses! And pentagrams to him! Inverted Crosses! He is the light And the all consuming darkness We’d be delighted If he wrote another record for us Inverted Crosses! And pentagrams to him! Inverted Crosses! He gave us drugs And we brought them here to party with you Hopefully some babes’ll show up And let us… ooooooooh ooooooooh ooooooooh ooooooooh Inverted Crosses! And pentagrams to him! Inverted Crosses!
2.	Paid 4 Potions 03:02	lyrics	buy track
I got a friend and she’s some kinda witch I like her cause she’s not afraid to be a bitch she’s got a cauldron goin’ off in the kitchen don’t know what’s in it but it’s smelling pretty bitchen she’s got your number. She got your list. She making shit to get your panties in a twist so quit your cryin’, there’s no denyin’ this time tomorrow both your eyeballs will be fryin’!! CHORUS: She’s makin’ money h-h-hand over fist She is the model of a biz-i-nis witch How’s she gettin’ so rich?? PAID! Paid for potions! She gets PAID! Paid for potions! She’s got the FDA’s buttcheeks clenchin’ She gets her fixings from another dimension She’ll fix your problems see, no matter what they be she’ll do it all but she won’t do it for free! CHORUS She’s got the knowledge and the connections She’s got the good stuff for your inspection (3X) She’s got the knowledge and the connections So come and get it, get your potion injection Yeah ya ya!
3.	Satan's School of Sin 02:34	lyrics	buy track
In Satan’s School of Sin There’s a lot that you got to learn And if you wanna pass you gotta feel the burn In Satan’s School of Sin You’re learning from the best there is And if you wanna suck up You’re gonna suck his There is no test to get in To Satan’s School of Sin Just sign here with your pen And let the lessons begin Beginners DIY paraphernalia Water sports and orgies 101 You never knew that school Could be so fun Extra credit for being lazy Being late and high as a kite If it feels real good You know you’re doing it right …And your degree of evil will cause a fright There is no test to get in To Satan’s School of Sin Just sign here with your pen And let the lessons begin
4.	Male Carrier 02:29	lyrics	buy track
Hey you see him almost every day but you can’t take your eyes off the package that he brings inside It seems like it’s too big to fit but he slides it right in with a grin Whether it’s a slit or a slot or a can or a box he’ll fill it! He can bring a package of premium sausage tonight if you will it! CHORUS Male Carrier! Bringin’ the male. Male Carrier! He’s so m-m-m-male. Male Carrier! Don’t you call him a man. Male Carrier! Special Delivery! He's delivering some pearl jewelry and he'll cum rain, sleet or snow He's got a bulge in his sack for you and he knows where it's supposed to go! Go on an give him a heavy load he’ll take it like it was nothin’ no you won’t catch him huffin’ or puffin’ Yes He knows your exact address and he’s got enough junk for everyone if you need a specialty lube he can glide it right in, overnight it! if you need a cheap hot supreme babe, you know who to call, so don’t fight it! CHORUS
5.	The Reaper is a Creeper 04:33	lyrics	buy track
If you wanna go out and party Tell somebody about it Better safe than sorry Don’t know who’s creeping out at night! Don’t pee alone in the bushes - bring a buddy! Don’t end up bloody! Don’t end up bloody at night! When you walk home Look over your shoulder at night When you’re walking home And it’s late at night And you’re all alone You best stay aware Because you never know who’s creeping around out there! He wants your soul But he don’t want you to know He’ll just call you at home And breath into the phone The reaper is a creeper! Oh! Uh Huh! Close the blinds! Lock the house up! Oh! Hey Hey! Keep a bat in the hallway! He acts real shy But he don’t want you alive He makes you writhe With how he fondles his scythe The reaper is a creeper! Oh! Uh Huh! Close the blinds! Lock the house up! Oh! Hey Hey! Keep a bat in the hallway! Oh! Yah Yah! He’s got a windowless van! Oh! Jeepers! Watch your back! The reaper is a creeper!
6.	Tentacle Pentacle 02:51	lyrics	buy track
This thing is being rude It’s got a attitude It’s snaking back and forth It’s sneaking up the shore This thing is twisting hard Into a twisted star It’s got a nasty plan For every woman and man Tentacle Pentacle! Feel something on your legs It’s creeping up your legs It wants between your legs It came up from the deep After an evil sleep Abandoned its abysses To fill your orifices And when it’s satisfied It sinks back with a sigh It makes its favorite shape And sinks back in the deep Tentacle Pentacle!
7.	Gift Goat 03:25	lyrics	buy track
What is this On the ground No-one here Look around Pick it up Give it a sniff Think of him Is it a gift? I’m gonna take this home And share it with my friends Cause this is the kinda gift That if you share it, it comes back again And my momma taught me not to be a selfish son-of-a-prick One by one They drop away How much can We do in one day? Through the night Until dawn breaks We will do Whatever it takes We’re gonna use it all Even if things go south Cause this is the kinda gift That you use until it runs out And my momma taught me not to look a gift goat in the mouth
8.	Meat Muertita 03:07	lyrics	buy track
Something doesn’t feel right Losing my appetite The bed is all wet where I sweated Why am I feeling light headed Microdeath! Necroflesh! Not enough heat Contaminated meat How can something so small Be my d-down d-downfall?? Tiny, deadly, ow! Microdeath! Necroflesh! Feeling a surge Double projectile purge Can’t hardly talk But I still have to go rock! Tiny, deadly, ow! Ow! ow! Ow!
9.	Sweet Sweet Song of the Sasquatch 04:08	lyrics	buy track
I was lost in the cold in the dark in the woods My hands were shaking and I felt so alone I wandered on in search of some kind of light That’s when I was surrounded by some evil mother-fuggin evil-ass gnomes My heart beat wild as I looked for my salvation and they closed in around me with their tiny knives I got on my knees and prayed for help That’s when I heard his golden cries Sweet song of the sasquatch! Don’t worry on his watch He’ll protect you with song, the sweet, sweet song of the sasquatch With one smooth melody, he’ll slaughter your enemy Yeah he’ll slay them with song, the sweet sweet song of the sasquatch He started with the gnome on my left he tore his heart right out of his chest There was blood all over my face and the others all stood agape His vibrato shook them to death and as their eardrums burst in their heads every gnome had a single evil gnome tear bittersweet in its eye and he did it with a song The song of the sasquatch, not one of them did he touch no he slayed them with song, the sweet sweet song of the sasquatch Oh! With his golden tone, he cut down every gnome left them dead on the lawn with his sweet sasquatch song When he opens up his throat, deadly honey flows If you’re evil it’ll send you below and if you’re good it’ll send shots of ecstasy through every motherlovin’ cell of your souuuuul Yeah it’s the Sweet song of the sasquatch, get ready to cum in public he’ll caress you with song, fondle you with throaty vibrations Sweet song of the sasquatch, there’s no way you can prepare for this he’ll seduce you with song, or he’ll rip all your limbs off…
10.	He Fell 4 U 02:59	lyrics	buy track
Beelzebub fell from above And then he fell for you Beelzebub brings you his love There’s nothing he won’t do You can bitch and moan when you talk on the phone You can call your sister a whore You can be a bigot and he’ll just dig it He’ll say “tell me more” You can spread nasty lies about your ex’s dick size You can make your dog shit on his lawn You can make your niece cry and the devil will sigh Because ooh, it turns him on Cause he is that demon The one you been dreamin’ about Yeah, he is that devil The one who will revel in your Endless hate You can just be yourself You can not tip the help You can smile at your friend Then talk shit 'bout her health Manipulate And don’t call when you’re late He’ll be by your side With a smile on his face Cause he is that demon The one you been dreamin’ about Yeah, he is that devil The one who will revel in your Endless hate You’re a terrible person But the devil thinks you’re great

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It's the second album!

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released January 1, 2018

Recorded and mixed by Victor Nash @ Destination: Universe

Uta - guitar and vox
Chuck - bass and vox
Danny - drums and vox

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Inverted Crosses Portland, Oregon

Irreverent and hell-bent, Portland's tough but tender trio, Inverted Crosses, invites you to a feel-good session with Satan and asks you to "cut him some slacks!" Uta Plotkin's Benatar-esque vocals join smooth harmonies over devilishly catchy riffs for lyrically impudent songs in the tradition of The Dead Milkmen and Tenacious D. Check out the hot garbage that is Inverted Crosses! ... more