Sweet Sweet Song of the Sasquatch

from Inverted Crosses II by Inverted Crosses

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lyrics

I was lost in the cold in the dark in the woods
My hands were shaking and I felt so alone
I wandered on in search of some kind of light
That’s when I was surrounded by some evil mother-fuggin evil-ass gnomes

My heart beat wild as I looked for my salvation
and they closed in around me with their tiny knives
I got on my knees and prayed for help
That’s when I heard his golden cries

Sweet song of the sasquatch! Don’t worry on his watch
He’ll protect you with song, the sweet, sweet song of the sasquatch
With one smooth melody, he’ll slaughter your enemy
Yeah he’ll slay them with song, the sweet sweet song of the sasquatch

He started with the gnome on my left
he tore his heart right out of his chest
There was blood all over my face
and the others all stood agape

His vibrato shook them to death
and as their eardrums burst in their heads
every gnome had a single evil gnome tear
bittersweet in its eye

and he did it with a song
The song of the sasquatch, not one of them did he touch
no he slayed them with song, the sweet sweet song of the sasquatch
Oh! With his golden tone, he cut down every gnome
left them dead on the lawn with his sweet sasquatch song

When he opens up his throat, deadly honey flows
If you’re evil it’ll send you below
and if you’re good it’ll send shots of ecstasy through every motherlovin’ cell of your souuuuul

Yeah it’s the
Sweet song of the sasquatch, get ready to cum in public
he’ll caress you with song, fondle you with throaty vibrations
Sweet song of the sasquatch, there’s no way you can prepare for this
he’ll seduce you with song, or he’ll rip all your limbs off…

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from Inverted Crosses II, released January 1, 2018

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Inverted Crosses Portland, Oregon

Irreverent and hell-bent, Portland's tough but tender trio, Inverted Crosses, invites you to a feel-good session with Satan and asks you to "cut him some slacks!" Uta Plotkin's Benatar-esque vocals join smooth harmonies over devilishly catchy riffs for lyrically impudent songs in the tradition of The Dead Milkmen and Tenacious D. Check out the hot garbage that is Inverted Crosses! ... more