Male Carrier

from Inverted Crosses II by Inverted Crosses

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lyrics

Hey
you see him almost every day
but you can’t take your eyes
off the package that he brings inside

It
seems like it’s too big to fit
but he slides it right in
with a grin

Whether it’s a slit or a slot or a can or a box he’ll fill it!
He can bring a package of premium sausage tonight if you will it!

CHORUS
Male Carrier! Bringin’ the male.
Male Carrier! He’s so m-m-m-male.
Male Carrier! Don’t you call him a man.
Male Carrier! Special Delivery!

He's delivering some pearl jewelry and he'll cum rain, sleet or snow
He's got a bulge in his sack for you and he knows where it's supposed to go!

Go
on an give him a heavy load
he’ll take it like it was nothin’
no you won’t catch him huffin’ or puffin’

Yes
He knows your exact address
and he’s got enough junk
for everyone

if you need a specialty lube he can glide it right in, overnight it!
if you need a cheap hot supreme babe, you know who to call, so don’t fight it!

CHORUS

credits

from Inverted Crosses II, released January 1, 2018

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Inverted Crosses Portland, Oregon

Irreverent and hell-bent, Portland's tough but tender trio, Inverted Crosses, invites you to a feel-good session with Satan and asks you to "cut him some slacks!" Uta Plotkin's Benatar-esque vocals join smooth harmonies over devilishly catchy riffs for lyrically impudent songs in the tradition of The Dead Milkmen and Tenacious D. Check out the hot garbage that is Inverted Crosses! ... more