Cut Him Some Slacks

from Inverted Crosses by Inverted Crosses

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lyrics

It’s not that easy
Bein’ half goat half man
You’d think that he has everything
But he’s workin’ hard to get what he can

He can’t just wander in the e-z-mart
And grab some slick slacks off the shelf
He’s dealing with some gnarly proportions
Down below the belt

So cut him some slacks! (4x)

He used to have an army of tailors
Working in a sweat shop in hell
But lately the folks showin’ up there
Don’t know how to sew that well

He’s got a reputation to keep
As a sharp dressin’ son of a bitch
And lately he’s been loosin’ sleep
So baby come on learn how to stitch!

And cut him some slacks (4x)

Why doesn’t he just go and get
Alterations at a dry cleaners
Well, church attendance has been real thin
And he’s invisible to non-believers
You can’t see him unless you’re a believer…
You gotta believe!

Then cut him some slacks (4x)

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from Inverted Crosses, released April 15, 2017

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Inverted Crosses Portland, Oregon

Irreverent and hell-bent, Portland's tough but tender trio, Inverted Crosses, invites you to a feel-good session with Satan and asks you to "cut him some slacks!" Uta Plotkin's Benatar-esque vocals join smooth harmonies over devilishly catchy riffs for lyrically impudent songs in the tradition of The Dead Milkmen and Tenacious D. Check out the hot garbage that is Inverted Crosses! ... more